NS medical

Shit...

some interesting things during today's medical, in addition to yongsheng's post.

i got pwn't by the blood test.
Shit...
[you never exercise is it? cannot find the vein one]
curiously, this is the second time i heard this during a blood test.
recall 3 months ago...at the airforce medical center...[boy why you no muscle one? cannot see the vein lei]
the airforce with their precision laser-guided smart intelligent instruments struck blood on the second try.
the army with their rudimentary tools took 2 soldiers and 3 tries. the first needle goes in but no blood comes out. readjusting his aim, the sharpshooter fires again. still no blood. he begins to panic, the needle wiggles back and forth, left and right(literally), desperately in search of the elusive blood vessel, but to no avail. he calls in the master marksman for a surgical strike, there seems to be an aura around the other guy saying [i'm pro]. with my right arm slapped redder than the rising sun, he turns to my left arm. a few gentle touches later, he pin pointed the flow of life. in a swift move he inserted the third needle. FIRST BLOOD!
Shit...
i was hoping the first 2 tries would suck out some fats so that i get a free liposuction for all the trouble. nope.
Shit...

at the ECG section, a dozen half-naked men could be seen walking around. odd. but of course its needed for the ECG test.
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during the test i lied beside jameson, half-naked. definitely one of my more bizarre experiences.
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the final review was made by a doctor. we had to flash our groins to him. he said pants down and pants up so fast that all he could have checked is the existence of our genitals.
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all in all, i got PES A, which probably means commando/diver medical & interview.
Shit...