Thursday, November 30, 2006

of aussie hunks and freezing fields

wah lao i hav 94 posts for me to read! so i shan't bother reading them first, i shall blog my own first haha.

anyway, for those who r slow to realise, i'm ys and not someone imposting ys, meaning that i'm back frm aus. yes. back, after abt 30 cuts here and there and abt 15 insect bites here and there. ok frm my last short post just b4 i left, i said i wanted to thank the ppl who made the class chalet so enjoyable(at least frm my view point). that i'll probably do in my next post. and then subsequently i'm gonna make 12 posts detailing my trip! gen wun get to read them, but it's ok cuz i'm writing my secret pal letter to her anyway. wooh frm nothing to write to now probably a 20 page letter? owns. at least that's if i dun get tired of writing lah. anyway, i probably need to do 4 things now.

1. get my hp repaired. it self destructed after my mum gav me a wet charger and i used it without drying it. damn it.

2. write gen's letter, this is gonna be exciting but might just get painful nearer the end when i'm sian of writing.

3. kope the beautiful photos of aus which r in all of my friends' cameras. this is gonna be a messy task. next time i'm gonna get a digi cam of my own man. instead of asking random friends all the time to take.

4. sort out the souvenirs! this is the most fun task haha. cept will probably get qte messy as well. i just hope i bought enough. australia's stuff are damn damn ex! hardly dared to buy anything lah. so yah to yt who's going adelaide soon, spend wisely. really. and i know this is a family hol trip and not some mad camp where u hav to stock up supplies now and then, but then if can, try to visit the local supermarkets and buy some starburst! they're some damn nice gummy sweets. i didn't buy enuff, i kinda just realised. i actually bought a few packets for the class and trish especially, but then when my mum realised that i bought some nice sweets back, she said gd and wanted to giv them to my young cousins, those cute little kids. so erm shit lah. forgot abt my extended family. my bad. anyway, my backpack was bursting le. aiya that's a lame excuse though.

alright so now u r probably wondering abt my title, which i hav made no mention in my post thus far at all. haha so i'm mentioning it now! the aus latrobe uni ppl who went wif us and helped us out in our expedition are damn shuai lah. the girls on the trip kept talking abt them. like eye candy and stuff. haha lol. qte funny. but they're really very shuai, brendon especially. will be posting up photos after i manage to complete my 3rd task.

and wah lao, i kinda totally understand the term 4 seasons in a day liao. this time in aus is their summer time. mind u, it's summer. and the temperature at night and in the morning still hovers arnd 8-12 degrees celsius. wth man, everyone feared waking up and crawling out of the sleeping bag lah. the whole forest was totally like a freezing field man. the trees and mountain ranges block the sun frm reaching us somemore. wooh anyway, i survived it. yay. yt shldn't need to worry so much, cuz i suspect she'll be slping in a hotel and not outdoors. haha.

and the afternoon temperatures then become damn bomb. like really really scorching, 38 degrees? arnd there lah.pretty much y i look kinda blacker now, at least till i peel lah. then arnd evening, the winds become damn strong, like autumn like that. so yah, u hav morning spring, afternoon summer, evening autumn, and night winter. 4 seasons in one day. owns.

anyway, the weather there very dry. will talk more to yt abt wat she shld expect. i was somewhat ill-prepared lah basically. explains y i came back wif 3 ulcers and cracked lips. haha. whee!

all rrright, i guess i go off now, blog again some other time. off to read the other posts!

Yong Sheng

Friday, November 24, 2006

Saga of the 6Nations

Prologue

From the Holy Book of Creation, 1:8

In the Beginning was the Word. And the Word was, “Watting?”
And the second, third, and following words were, “Heaven! It’s 3am in the morning, you’d better have woken me up for a good reason! And I can’t see a damn thing in here, doubleu tee af. Turn on the damn lights!”
And there was Light, which shone upon our universe, and blessed us with its holiness. The Eternal Light blessed us with its warmth, and the Lightbulb never faltered, for it was changed monthly by two hundred Imbecilic Angels.
And the Next Words were, “So…Watting?”
And Archangel replied, “Not Sure Sir, but it appears that we have inadvertently created an independent, miniature universe by accident.”
And Not Sure Sir, Supreme Creator of the Universe, saw that it was Good, and blessed it. “You Stupid Fool! I told you not to mess with that new element until we had tested it properly! Now what are we supposed to do with this blessed universe?”
Archangel You Stupid Fool replied thus, “What should we do then? I think pushing this big red button here can end this universe and destroy all evidence.”
Not Sure Sir, Supreme Creator, in his infinite mercy, then spake thusly, “You imbecilic moron! This could very well be the greatest breakthrough that we’ve ever made so far, and you want to destroy it? This could very well be the defining point of my career, the creation that will bring in big bucks! I want this universe preserved! You are demoted in the ranks, Corporal!”
And for presuming to know his will, the Creator thus punished Archangel You Stupid Fool, who was stripped of his glorious name, and renamed Corporal. Thus did he become the Fallen Archangel Corporal, and forever after that sought to conspire against our holy and sacrosanct universe known as That Thing in the Corner There.

Introduction

Not too far in the past, in a land not too far away (but still highly inaccessible), there were twenty-nine characters in a fairy tale (without the fairies), with countless other minor characters in the greater scheme of things. Living in a forgotten land of myths and legends, the Gods ruled supreme, with a few hiccups. Within six decadent, corrupt nations, evil overlords and baseborn traitors arose, seeking to destroy all that the people held dear. In that tumultuous age where the gods did as they pleased and the evil overlords sowed the seeds of strife and war, heroes arose from humble and noble beginnings alike, formed into bands and ganged up on other heroes, hoping to save their own skins, and lost.

It is a classic battle of the politically correct and the rebels, a bitter conflict where the winners died and the losers died even more horribly, while onlookers laughed sadistically. It is a tragic story of a world without rules, where the strong preyed upon the weak, and inevitably still ended up as plant fertilizer, a bitter war where alliances were made and broken faster than a speeding tortoise, a free-for-all where everyone fought only to save their own skin (hopefully intact). It is a story where the pawns and creeps were ruthlessly slain by their own heroes to deny the enemy, a story of downtrodden, desperate men brought up as heroes by the wheel of fate, and crushed in ignominy.

This is a book dedicated to the characters, young and old, evil and eviler alike, both the heroes and the cannon fodder, like the fourth treant on the frontlines that no one knows, or remembers. This is a book that consoles you that no matter how bad life is, there will always be someone worse off than you. It is the Saga of the 6Nations.

**This is a post that reminds you of people who have too little time on their hands and still do not know how to use it well. I'm feeling bored, so I posted this. Will need comments on how to improve and edit the above. I'll probably work on the rest of this story end of next year.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

today is a good day

:)

planned to go lan - cancelled
planned to go bowling - cancelled

went to singapore youth flying club to collect certificate, 2 actually. one is a first solo cert, the other is a cert of participation saying that i completed phase 2 and flew 18.2hrs.

this airforce recruitment guy, capt aaron mak or sth, came and tried to psyco us into joinning rsaf. he's quite funny and gave us a tip on how to escape commando and navy diver. after the basic medical which everyone has to go to determine if you haul rifle or haul documents, some will be [invited] to a second medical this one determines if you get put in commando or navy diver. he added that those who passed the ...
...
...[singapore youth flying club private pilots licence course medical checkup]
...
...which is in fact the rsaf pilots medical, will definitely pass the commando medical. these medicals check for physical ability, not physical fitness. i passed this for those who are wondering. the simple way to escape commando is to skip this second medical. crap up some excuse or just get a mc can already. he added that commando and navy diver are highly hazardous vocations and many of their previous pilot candidates got farked up in commando training(arm broken leg broken neck broken back broken...kelvin?...)
then someone asked when should we apply, he replied before A lvl as it would allow more time for the application process. if you applied late and is not accepted when you finish bmt, you'll be put in some shitty army job for the time being.

so i applied for the airforce today
next yr do computerized test, interview and medical, after A lvl sign contract. good right?

:)

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

class chalet! (part 2)

zzzzzz... so sian now so i'll tok about the 2nd day of chalet. 3rd day got nuthin much to tok about so i wont bother...


ok so most of the ppl went to sleep... now left several ppl who refuses to sleep... yet. wang xy and oCC stayed in the living room to watch lucky number slevin while the rest of us lp me ys gen started playing monopoly in 1 of the rooms where trish yt rard and chinny were doing stuff together (sounds wrong?) so play until dam sian so we went back out to the living room to find wang half asleep and oCC sleepin in a dam wierd position, wats more he din bathe... so started playing the most uber ownage game in the whole world! TwiSTer!!! haha played thru the nite. shiiiiiiiit it was like dam fun... played until around 5 in the morning and the only ppl still awake were xy gen rard and me then we watched just frenz quite farny but i found it quite boring so fell asleep about 40 mins b4 the end. got awoken by the ending song. (rard fell asleep at this point) me, gen and chinny started cooking breakfast bcus there are some ppl who needed to go sch. the luncheon meat emitted this totally disgusting smell when it was being cooked and gen almost puked >.> xy walked oCC to the bus stop to go sch at arnd 6 and bought some prata back for us to eat. niceeeeee =D


after eating breakfast, jamie lz ellen yt zann went out to play soccer and bball while nar and i watched convenant in the living room... the dvd quality dam suck lar haha after the movie ended i realised the house was dam quiet as if the ppl evaporated or sumthing... went arnd and found the late-nite ppl sleeping -_- wanted to go out to find jamie but didn no where they were so i found an empty room and tried to sleep... but it was way past sleeping time and i couldnt sleep... just rolled arnd the bed stare at the ceiling and zuo bo... haha lucky lz came back at arnd 9.30 then at 10 he woke up xy to play monopoly. oso dam bo liao but better than staring at the ceiling hehe. lz told me jamie was at the bball court so we went after the monopoly game played a few minutes b4 it started raining... so had no choice but to go back to bungalow 10 and wrote our notes for the teachers...


went to dte to eat lunch and to meet with the ppl who went to sch and the PRCs.. meet a few ex-classmates there. lz and i occupied ourselves by watching the "ah wang xin zhuan" trailer at the dvd shop while some ppl went to buy charcoal. went back to the chalet and found jasper! with his xbox! started playing with ys rard jamie xy and lz while some of the gals played O2 mania on lp's comp. play play play, play play play until dunno wat timethen started to prepare for barbecue. (at this point of time i couldnt rmb anything clearly cuz i was started to feel tired) so mr lai and raufie came to eat... lp got high from eating satays and gen went to fry the xess chicken wings. tasted dam nice. the outside ppl were either playing xbox or tokin with raufie...


then after raufie left we went back to our rooms to tok kok. the 5 gals lp xy rard chinny and ys where there. tau poked some ppl. chinny bathed in 2 mins while gen took like 10+mins(was already considered fast according to gen) slacked arnd in the room then wang came in... gen suddenly vanished from the room and the rest of us wsa like dam sian... so went to ka chiao lz by putting his fone next to his face then call it so that it vibrated on his cheek and played the power rangers song... zy woke up to paly monopoly with occ xy and me but i left the game dam quik to follo lp to go somewhere I CANT RMB ALR


okok so after hrs of doin stuff i found myself back in the room where we toked kok. ys fell asleep dam quickly. i found myself a nice corner and settled in to sleep while trish rard chinny yt where singing some funny song that involved tea and wine <.<>


the last day was rily short and bo liao xept we went to chinny's house to play haha so thats the END of the class chalet... quite fun we shud have more chalets =) lol jukinjukin

Dinner at Queenstown

hmm here's a short clip of dinner that day. decided to upload a video..

okie. look b4 lz objects.. haha!


Monday, November 20, 2006

cooling down

hey, ppl! thx for the ppl who took the pics and make an effort to ul it. And thx for the ppl in the pics to let us see...haha, especially me!! ~_~!

for the stupid game "TWISTER" rite, it is really good. wc, xy and me love it so much, at least i think so. everyone is like trying to 'hug' each other using dif part of the body...
for the first day, it took me 2 hours plus to travel from RJC to the 'aloha loyang', a pretty strange name. and the bus is like those illigal car for emigration, feeling bad lah...

safely i find the house...been here once, i think. the 3 days are like blazing away, duno wat happened, just enjoyed it. ahahhahah, chinny and jasper so nice, let us bycicles. i love cycling coz i hvnt done it for years and years and years...i am quite amazed that yt, gen and pin can stay awake for very late...em...they must have been trained be4.

after the chalet went to chinny's hs. really thx chinny for letting me take a good rest at ur hs. I think ellen is really addicted to o2jam...sory for that, i did not want anyone to be addicted to this game as crazy as me. (actually, i am innocent:P)

after being too crazy in the chalet, we should cool down lol...tdy is raining. i was caught in the rain also, rain likes me(i think?)

really love 6N, and yo ppl. i will miss u all when i am at home(China, not RIB). Do we have any activities for christmas? I will be back only after 27th...so sad...anyway, i will be able to play dota...lalala

Sunday, November 19, 2006

photo printing

hi everyone i took some time to fix a few photos in detail thinking that you guys(read the girls) may want to print. im also suggesting that we give some of the prints to mr lai. these photos are of much higher quality than the 10000000x compressed thumbnails you see in this blog. i have 23 photos at around 2mb each.

muahahaha my turn to blog about chalettttttttttttttttt!! (part 1!)

haha im felling sian rite now class ppl seemed to have stopped playin dota so im blogging >.> THIS IS GONNA B SOOOOOO LONG so im gonna tok about 1 day at a time =P

went to chinny's house at 11 on tues morning to play a bit of dota haha then occ and jasper came over too! then evil chinny made jasper go to the mrt to wait for ppl and buy food for me and 0CC while he stay at home to play XD. we wanted to catch the 3.15 bus to aLoHa! but becus of screw ups by some of the guys we wasted a lot of time... then went to mrt to wait for ellen then set off to aLoHa!.

when we finally reached bungalow 10 chinny and jasper went back to get ppl at the mrt while em lz occ xy started the first game of mahjong! rard jamie zann pin playing music while wang and some other ppl started cooking... oCC total nub at mahjong and we palyed suuper slowly... when gen yt and ys arrived xy wanted to play Risk so they played ( while i walked around toking cock) the gals didn seem to understand the game so they left the game to i dunno do wat cuz i was playing soccer outside with jasper... wang made us some bread with tomato thingy and told us the oil was very oily -_-" haha then we slacked arnd until 7-8 b4 wang came out of the kitchen with plates of fish cracker, fries, chicken chunks and beef that gen insisted tasted like char siew. after dinner lz and lp taught me how to play "dou di zhu" some super pwnage 3 player card game >.> then played abit of mahjong again...

then xy started watchng final destination 3 which scared the shit out of some of the gals while lz was super excited and hyped up... ate chao fan that chinny's mom bought and then went out for night walkkkkkkkk which really was walking aimlessly arnd the beach... wang and xy had a dispute about the bike wang refused to get off the bike while xy held on for dear life onto the brakes so wang couldnt ride the bike -_- so they stood there like idiots while the rest of us walked on... the walk was quite uneventful xept that we walked rite into an ants nest while taking foto... ouch then found a toad that had super slow reflexes and 2 cute little kitties that were quite friendly haha. some ppl went to play soccer and captains ball in an open area which was infested with ants -_- on our way back to aLoHa! oCC's brain fell out and lp picked it up >.> went back and watched the drift king in 2 fast 2 furious and most of the ppl went to sleep....

(to be continued =D)

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Highlight: Picture of the day!

trish n chinny with sparks between them =)











mr raufie n nar

risk!

mr lai n qingling



lz approaches jamie
much sparkler lights!

post-sparkler smoke...poof

sleepy pin

luzhou with his favourite colour! xP

more pple sprawled on chinny's bed
gen n mr raufie

class photo with 2 of our bestest BEST tutors!

mr lai with his awesome farewell card

chinny n his leet piano skillz

jamie haohui chinny
sing-a-long song

nar -- best improvement award!

mr lai playing teh guitar

qingling -- top scorer award!

hc reading ms tan's letter
lao pee and yong seng

minmin wenjia zann sotongball

ellen yt pin with more sotongballs -- ellen looks funny

zann tucking into a sotongball mercilessly

zomg mr lai acting macho!
doa extreme beach without a volleyball in sight

the xbox-ers

ys jasper lp enjoying their dinner

mrs lai and tabby on teh keyboard!

one loving happy family ^_^
mr lai eating marshmallows!

pin yiting zann -- yt looks like she wants more food hoho

everyone busy bbqing

pple eating -- no idea wad jamie is doing =|

more cooking and buttering
toots and cools thru thick n thin <33

oO fresh pineapples to eat yay!

chinny n jamie faceoff!

esc's coolio dragon

So6N much luv!
ys and jamie acting gay? and happy, that is! lz has competition.

meteor garden shot. woo.

wing loves cats!

one big happy family xD

everybody loves cats! tsk zann.
ahh so many flies!! everyone squirms about and make noise.

walk walk walk to the beach...

fight fight!

i am strong. hear me roar.

hello little frog!